Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)

Cheesy special effects – $10,000
Ridiculous dialogue – Free
B movie actors - $50,000
DVD copy of “Jaws” - $19.99
Roundtrip Tickets to Bulgaria for the whole crew - $10,000
Excellent B movie – PRICELESS!

This post has been long overdue...
To say that this is the best B movie ever created is to say nothing. Movies simply don’t get any more B than this. It is so over the top it beats Scarface. Where is MST3K when you need them..?

Here are some of my favorite lines:
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Chuck Rampart: Always carry a spare. It's the NAVY way!
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Esai 'Sy': You're going to get us into trouble. Again!
Ben Carpenter: Look, don't worry about it.
Esai 'Sy': Again!
Ben Carpenter: I said don't worry about it.
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Ben Carpenter: Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! That cable is history!
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And of course the unforgettable pick-up line that works like magic every single time:
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Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.
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Now go here and buy this movie. Do it now!!!