24 posts tagged “mooshmyook”

Deep within the bowels of the magical , the secret lost artifact was calling out to our heroes. If Laramore and Bartholomew could hear this call they would surely attempt to free the magic castle from artifact contamination, but the call went on unheard and our heroes carried on their never ending skirmish against the midget hordes from the North. Meanwhile God XVIII looked down from his apartment on high and said, to no one in particular, "It is good," and then destroyed Alabama.

Laramore and Bartholomew dove headfirst into arch-fiend Liquor Man, and consumed him lustily from within. Only then did they realize that Liquor Man was in fact Liqueur Man, the genius inventor of the Fix (number between five and six.) Liqueur Man was survived by his wife Helen and his three kids, Liqueur Man II, Liqueur Man Girl, and little Julep, all of whom Laramore and Bartholomew subsequently killed.